The Community of Neo Bhutan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Him with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.856 billion Bhutanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thimphu. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bhutanian economy, worth 279 trillion ngultrums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,858 ngultrums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, discarded pennies litter the streets, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Him. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neo Bhutan's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holyism.

Neo Bhutan is ranked 16,713^th in the world and 13^th in Flanelistan for Highest Food Quality, scoring 128.38 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.